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Salutations and what not to you all. I am Jareth, king of the goblins, ruler of the Labyrinth, and all that. Here is my highly interesting tale. You'll read it, won't you? *shoots you an intimidating look*Not long ago in mortal years, about 30 I beleive, I became infatuated with a certain Sarah Williams, a beautiful, but extremely whiny, mortal girl. As such, I gave her the power to get whatever she wished for. One fateful night, after her stepmother had given her quite a bit of a talking to, she bacame angry with her brother and wished him away. Upon hearing her request, I sent my goblins in to snatch little Toby (her brother) and then appeared myself. Ah, how fun it was to toy with her.
At any rate, after traversing a riduclously toned down version of my labyrinth, Sarah defeated me, and I begrudgingly returned her brother to her. How unexpected that a mere mortal could conquer me, the king of goblins. Why, I could have destroyed with a single breath!
That brat truly gave me some trouble. I never want to see her face again.
At least for now.
If you wish to serve me or attempt to befriend me, feel free to pm, comment or send a request. Don't worry: I don't bite. I'll save that for the nippers. *laughs evilly*
((NOTE: If you wish to bring me an offering of money, items or art, I'll happily accept. wink )
This is me about to put a spell on young Sarah. And no, I will not teach you how to contact juggle.
Thank you. Please come again. *disapears*
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I would chase my little sister around while she screamed pretending I was Lord Sauron XD memories...
oh, you haven't really answered my comment on your other profile.... whadda want for your birthday? XP
Ps. I played life-size tetris with the kids I baby sit today.
Pss. They bit my fingers when I wouldn't stop jumping up and down.
don't you just LOOOOOVE kids... *groan*