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There are some pretty hilarious laws out there.
Some of these are state laws, while others only apply to one city in that state.
Part One. Alabama - Maine.
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Alabama:
1. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
2. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Alaska:
1. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona:
1. Hunting camels is prohibited.
2. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
3. It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
4. If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
5. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Arkansas:
1. Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
2. The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
California:
1. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
2. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
3. No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
4. A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
5. You may not hunt moths under a street light.
6. Toads may not be licked.
7. It is illegal to molest butterflies.
8. One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
9. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Colorado:
1. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
2. Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
3. It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
4. It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Conneticut:
1. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
2. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
3. It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
4. You may not educate dogs.
Delaware:
1. Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Florida:
1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
3. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
4. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
5. You may not fart in a public place after 6 pm.
Georgia:
1. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
2. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
3. It is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
4. It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
5. It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
6. It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy".
7. It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
Hawaii:
1. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho:
1. It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
2. Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
3. You may not fish on a camel's back.
4. Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
5. A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
Illinois:
1. Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
2. It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.
3. It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Indiana:
1. The value of Pi is 3.
2. One may not sniff glue.
3. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
4. Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
Iowa:
1. One-armed piano players must perform for free.
2. The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
3. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Kansas:
1. Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
2. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
3. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
4. No one may wear a bee in their hat.
5. No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
6. Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
7. No one may scream at a haunted house.
8. The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
Kentucky:
1. It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
2. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
3. Dogs may not molest cars.
Louisiana:
1. Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
2. It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
3. It is illegal to gargle in public places.
4. One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
Maine:
1. You may not step out of a plane in flight.
2. To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
3. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
 Ophrysia · Fri Apr 20, 2007 @ 03:09am · 1 Comments |
