Well a Scottsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no long keep his feet And he stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo Ring dye didley eye oh He stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street
About the thime two young and lovely girls just happened by One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye "See yon sleeping Scottsman, so strong a handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt"
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo Ring dye didley eye oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They krept up on the sleeping Scottsman quite as could be They lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo Ring dye didley eye oh Was nothing more htna God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone. Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along" As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow Around the bonnie star the Scotts kilt did lift and show
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo Ring dye didley eye oh Around the bonnie star the scotts kilt did lift and show
Now the Scottsman woke to natures call and stumbled for the trees Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes, "Lad, I don't know where you;ve been, but I see you've won first prize"
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo Ring dye didley eye oh Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize
Coprinus Comatus · Fri Mar 16, 2007 @ 10:01pm · 0 Comments |