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Charlie the unicorn script |
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Purple: Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie! Wake up.
Pink: Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy head! Wake up.
Charlie: Uh, oh god you guys, this better be pretty freakin' important. Is the Meadow on fire?
Purple: No Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Pink: Yeah Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.
Purple: Yeah Charlie, It'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure, Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna you know go back to sleep now.
Purple sad while pouncing on Charlie) Nooooo Charlie! You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
Pink: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain, it's a land of sweets, and joy, and joyness.
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me.
Purple: Candy Mountain, Charlie!
Pink: Yeah, Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright fine, I'll go with you to Candy Mountain.
(in a woods) Purple & Red: LalaLa, LalaLa, LalaLala, Lalala...
Charlie: Enough with the singing already!
Purple: Our first stop is over there Charlie.
Charlie: Oh god, what is that.
Purple: It's a Liopleurodon, Charlie.
Pink: A magical Liopleurodon!
Purple: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain.
Charlie: Alright guys - you do know there's no actual Candy Mountain.
Purple: Shun the non-believer.
Pink: Shun.
Purple: Sshhuunn.
Charlie: Yeah.
Liopleurodon sad makes unintelligible noises)
Purple: It has spoken!
Pink: It has told us the waaay.
Charlie: ...It didn't say anything!
(on a bridge) Purple: It's just over this bridge, Charlie.
Pink: This magical bridge, of hope and wonder.
Charlie: Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing.
Purple: Charlie, Chaarliee, Charlie, Char...
Charlie: I'm right here, what do you want!?
Purple: We're on a bridge, Charlie.
(At Candy Mountain)
Pink: We're here.
Charlie: Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Purple: ♪ Candy Mountain, Candy Mountain, fill me with sweet sugary goodness! ♪
Pink: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave, Charlie.
Purple: Yeah Charlie, go inside the cave! Magical wonders are to behold when you enter.
Charlie: Yeah, uh thanks, but no thanks, I'm gonna stay out here.
Pink: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Charlie.
Candy Y sings: ♪ Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up, Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave. When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, Oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town, It's the Mecca of love in Candy Cave. They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, Candy bells, such a treat as they march across the land. Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree. In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free, So now, Charlie please will you go into the cave! ♪ BOOM!! [1]
Charlie sad starts walking into cave) Alright fine, I'll go right into the freakin' Candy Cave, this had better be good.
Pink & Purple sad giggly) Yeeahaha!
Purple: Good-bye Charlie!
Pink: Yeah, good-bye Charlie!
Charlie: Good-bye, what? (cave closes) Hey, what's going on here? Hello? (walking noises) Hey, who is that? (hit noise)
(Outside)
Charlie: Oh god, what happened... Oh! They took my freakin' kidney!
 Coprinus Comatus · Sun Dec 31, 2006 @ 10:11pm · 0 Comments |
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