( but they're not mine. found 'em on the kink meme. cx )
"Mmmmm," moaned Alfred. "Oh yeah," replied Edward. Edward and Alfred were having smexy times. "Who's the hero, baby, who's the hero?" Alfred panted. "You are...!" Edward moans. "You are!" Alfred comes. "Alfred-san owo," Edward asked, "Can I top now? ^___^" "Okay," America agrees. They switched positions and Edward prepared to enter. He stabbed his icicle into Alfred's cavern in one swift jab. "HOLY ******** THAT'S TOO COLD" ALFRED SCREAMS. he throws edward off of him. "DAMN SPARKLY VAMPIRES AND YOUR COLDNESS."
":C" said edward.
"IF I WANTED TO BE COLD I'D ******** RUSSIA!!!!!1!!" "cries" cried edward
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“What. The. ********.” America was standing right in front of him, dressed in what looked like a teenage girl’s outfit. America also had a brown wig positioned rather lopsidedly on his head. “I KNOW YOU HAVE THE VOULTURI HIDDEN AWAY!!!!” Romano stared at America. “ಠ_ಠ” America stared back. “ಠ_ಠ” “I’m just going to walk away now you creepy ******** b*****d” And then Romano departed leaving America in his crooked wig and too small clothes.
men getting pregnant · Wed Nov 11, 2009 @ 01:13am · 1 Comments |