This was a few days ago. I have no clue why I'm stuck on making fun of Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy.
Again I started with the Sora and Riku love because one of my friends despises the fact they are a yaoi pairing. She also told me that if she ever caught Riku in bed with Sora, she would murder him. Poor Riku. But then I realized that after Riku, there are a lot of pairings with Sora. So we say that Sora is everyone's b***h. And you would think it would be better to be with the princess Kairi, but he wanted to be with Riku the prince of darkness. And Sephiroth is the king of darkness.
Then we go to the Organization. We think the point of it is yaoi. And we since Sora is everyone's b***h, Demyx is the Organization's b***h. And before you even think of the yaoi one of my friends thought that Demyx looks gay anyway. I don't know why. Then we think since Roxas is now Sora, does that make Sora Axel's b***h now? LOL Then we say since the Organization members don't have hearts, they love each other instead. And Larxene is the only chick but she is a lesbian with no one to love. So thats the point of Namine.
I realized the other day while playing KH2 that Sephiroth looks like he has wings coming out of his a**. Then another friend of mine said a bird got shoved up there. Oh my god??!! She said that either Vincent's girl-b***h or Cloud helped shove it up there. o_O We are weird.
Then back to Sephiroth we think that he probably knocks everything down with his wings. Then we try to think how he uses the restroom. *mental images!!!* Then someone else says that the first time she saw him she thought he was wearing a skirt. I explained one time I was fighting him and shouted I would shove his sword up his a** but then my other friend said I'd be killing the bird already there.
Now we think if we hear One-Winged Angel we should make a run for it saying "Sephiroth is coming!!" I mean its a song to show how awesome Seph is. But I doubt you can get far without him killing you. But I also think Sephiroth is coming when I see really dark clouds. *Advent Children Ref*
Kairi is probably lesbian too. Because she didn't know Namine and yet they hold hands together. *not my thought* But then poor Kairi was probably raped by everyone. Like Axel. Who knows what went on in that portal of darkness. Or Saix locked her away and he probably did stuff too. Pluto too. *still not my thought*
So yeah we all have weird minds but yet it is awesome.
 Magsnetic_Huxling · Sat Sep 19, 2009 @ 09:31pm · 0 Comments |
