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It was another boring block of talking they were all in for, as America stood up to bring to attention any matters of worldwide importance, as they were all given the opportunity to at World Summits such as this. One thing was different about this, though- America carried a new-looking laptop under his arm, and the look on his face was bordering on perhaps becoming grim.
Romano glanced up as an unsteady silence filled the room. Once his laptop was set up and his web page projected on the wall, America turned towards the gathered nations and said, "My life is average."
A few loyal MLIAers in the group chuckled to themselves; Romano noticed that Germany was among them, surprising him greatly. Germany always came across an FML sort of guy, the kind who could spend hours looking at the entries and comparing his miserable situation to those of total strangers, possibly halfway across the earth. America continued, unfazed, and opened a favorite page to a particular MLIA entry.
America allowed time for everyone to read it before repeating it out loud.
"Today, I was inspired by other posts saying that Narnia and Hogwarts were located in Italy according to Google Earth. I checked on Heaven and the Fountain of Youth, both are also in Italy. I'm moving. MLIA." he spoke clearly, the look on his face obviously showing that there was something wrong with that statement.
"Clearly, something has to be done." the cobalt-blue eyes locked with the multitones of the others, each in turn.
"With Narnia, Hogwarts, Heaven, and the Fountain of Youth in their country, the Italy brothers may become too powerful. Who knows what they could do." When America's eyes met Romano's the latter couldn't help but, after a long pause, burst out laughing harder than he had in a long, long time.
"What the hell do you expect?! Are we going to- oh, God-" he stopped for a moment to catch his breath before continuing, his tone still that of laughter, "send the Fauns after you? Jesus, Aslan wouldn't allow that. America, how retarded are you?!"
Everyone, who had been staring at Romano, turned to Feliciano, who was humming to himself and probably wondering when lunch was. When he noticed, after a long time, that everyone was staring, Feliciano raised an eyebrow and shrugged.
"Brother is right! Aslan wouldn't let us use Narnian forces for bad. And we can't talk to the wizards and witches at Hogwarts, we're muggles ~! God wouldn't like for us to attack you guys, and what can a bunch of babies do to harm anyone? Oh, you silly people ~" Feliciano assured, after his long speech returning to his personal world.
Everyone stared at each other, the brothers, Germany, and America. Half of them did this out of incredulity that the Italians were actually in contact with all three of those, and half out of incredulity that the other half actually believed them.
It was quite a while before everyone got their bearings and continued with the meeting, though after that everyone made sure to show the Italy brothers the proper respect- lest they call upon the people housed within their countries to teach them the meaning of the word.
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