This one was better than I thought it would be =O
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello Stranger: how are you? You: Hi You: I am pretty good, you? Stranger: i am fine too, thank you very much You: no problem Stranger: no, really Stranger: let me make it up to you You: ?? Stranger: let me buy you dinner You: Nu-uh. Cuz you know where that would lead. I am God, and the last time I did that you know what happened? You: JESUS HAPPENED D:<
Stranger: dude, you're god? Stranger: that is rad You: Yep razz Stranger: listen, mind if i smoke? You: Nah, man. It's all good. I made plants and all that to be admired. Smoking it is just one way of admiring it. Stranger: so weed is fine? You: Definitely. Stranger: cool Stranger: but how about ******** kids? You: Idk about that one, bucko Stranger: i don't ******** them You: Good Stranger: by the way : D Stranger: but you should already know that You: Indeed I do Stranger: seeing as your ubiquitous and all Stranger: *you're You: You mean Omnipotent? Stranger: nop You: Ubiquitous means "at the same time" Stranger: ubiquitous means 'being everywhere at the same time' and is a synonym of omnipresent You: Aha. Got me there, Grasshopper. Stranger: so... Stranger: where am I? You: Place has no meaning to me. Stranger: but where was I born? You: In a place >.> You: No, No- Stranger: which is? You: From a person biggrin Stranger: actually You: I may be Omnipresent, but hell. Doesn't mean I memorize everything about everyone :/ Stranger: <----- lab engineered Stranger: i have a question You: =O Orly? Stranger: yarly You: !!! Stranger: : P You: :O Stranger: i have a question Stranger: might i ask it? You: Yes, you may Stranger: if you need to be baptized so god can see you Stranger: and I'm not baptized Stranger: then you can't see me You: That is not true >.> Stranger: which means you're talking to someone you can't see Stranger: very much like we do with you Stranger: so doesn't that mean i'm god too? You: That is very much possible. You: But according to your logic, the same applies by talking through telephones, or over email You: You can't see them You: Does that make them God? You: You can't see people from the past either :/ Stranger: but i don't talk to people from the past Stranger: and you only talk to people whose name you know Stranger: be it by the phone or over email Stranger: you have something that indentifies them Stranger: you can't say that about me You: ..... You: ...... You: ..... You: Are you secretly Satan? >.> Stranger: nah Stranger: don't even like the beach Stranger: don't like the heat You: Only Satan would try to poke holes in my logic :/ Stranger: i must apologize You: Good Stranger: i am spock You: =O ORLY?? Stranger: YARLY You: !!! =O You: Well then. Stranger: logic is the only way You: Pssh. Logic is over-rated. Stranger: also, hot dogs You: Indeed. The work of the Devil, if I do say so myself Stranger: so you admit the devil exists? You: Indeed Stranger: why don't you smite him out of existence Stranger: eliminating death and all that? You: Then who else would I ahte for all of eternity? You: *hate Stranger: Geraldo You: 0.0 He does deserve it 7.7 Stranger: ((it was a good one, was it not? =P)) You: Indeed it was biggrin You: Very witty, this one Stranger: think i could have a spot in heaven? You: You deserve it Stranger: awesome Stranger: time to go on a killing spree! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kazuko Masami · Fri Jun 12, 2009 @ 10:17pm · 0 Comments |