This dude was a little off xD
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am God, and you may ask me one question.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: all right
Stranger: whos you son?
You: My son is Jesus, of course. Didn't you learn anything in ******** bible class D:<
You: Sheesh. You Humans, nowadays
Stranger: oh
You: Yes, my child
Stranger: i was wrong
You: How so, my child?
Stranger: bless me god
You: I will try, my son.
You: You will go to Heaven, as long as you stay awaw from Hotpockets
You: They are EVIL
You: and the work of the DEVIL
Stranger: have you receive my pray?
Stranger: im not Jesus, not your son
You: Your prayer is now on my Astral answering machine; I'll check when I get home
You: :/
You: I am a busy busy God
Stranger: all right
You: Can't just get prayers willy-nilly
Stranger: do not pls everyone or we all get 17 dollars
You: ......
You: God is not pleased
Stranger: im sorry god
You: Good, good.
Stranger: no offensive
You: None taken, my son
Stranger: im not Jesus
You: I know, my son
You: Jesus is in timeout right now for smoking weed
You: he'll be out at the Second Coming
You: So no worries
Stranger: all right god
You: God is a very busy person. I must take leave now, my son. Earth to run, and all that
Stranger: yes im the salt of the earth god bless me
You have disconnected.
 Kazuko Masami · Fri Jun 12, 2009 @ 08:49pm · 0 Comments |
