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Kat Warning: Please do not continue if you can not handle the sexy truth of what I am about to tell you! Avert your eyes if you can’t handle our love<3
Right, so basically, this isn’t Liz, it’s Kat. No, I’m not really important to know, so STFU and listen 8D .
One very steamy night, my Lizzy baby asked me to marry her, and I’ve been the luckiest women ever since ♥. Every since we’ve also made mad passionate love, and it’s great O: We want two kiddies, a girl and a boy, a couple years apart. She’s like the sexy lingerie to my cake~♥ I’m so glad I get to spend the rest of my life with her by my side.
So yeah, about Liz, firstly~! She has a ***** for a stepfather. Seriously, I’m not even kidding. It makes her want to tell him to “Suck d**k!” because she’s fascinated with that phrase, and it’d piss him off. That’s how she rolls. You’ve gotta love it
She’s a weird kid, I won’t deny it, but that’s probably partially my fault. We share the hobby of harassing and stalking people, that probably doesn‘t help. She’s probably one of the most perverted and demented gals I know though. She loves Yaoi and Shounen-ai, but she’s damn well not afraid to state that.
She stands up for what she believes in, she’ll cyberly b***h SLAP you if you use “that’s gay” or if you use the word “f**”. She might be a tad bit easily offended, but only when you decide to be a homophobic. Love is love ♥
>.> Terribly negative about her appearance, but I think it shows how down to earth she is. Though she seriously needs to STFU D< because she’s beautiful. At least I think so, and that’s all that damn well matters, because I said so. But ya know, I think she’s pretty down to earth anyway. I think she’s seen a lot of the ups and down in such a sort amount of time, that she just knows how to be down to earth. I think she’s been knocked down enough, that she’s just built herself up pretty damn strong. She’s probably the strongest person I know. And I admire her for that. But because she’s probably the strongest one of my friends, I think she thinks she has to be strong. She bottles her emotions, she’s even flat out said that she does. It kind of sucks, but I don’t really know what to do about it, our mad passionate love making can’t help emotionally. </3
Anyway, she’s pretty hopeless when it comes to relationships, but what does she need boys for D< I can pleasure her like them. No, not really hopeless, I just think she just over thinks it all too much. Which causes her to doubt herself I think. C: It’s really adorable though. Seriously, A.D.O.R.A.B.L.E. I think she’d constantly worry about what he/she thought of her and what she does. No, she’s not perfect, but who cares. I’ll beat them down if they’re not good to her 8D Because I truly think she deserves a good other half.
Like I said she’s not perfect. But no one really is.
She has a tad bit of a temper sometimes >w> but I think she’s gotten a lot better in handling it over the years. She just gets really irritated with certain things. It takes a lot more to get the full fury though. Overall I think she’s a pretty tolerable person [I mean she can tolerate a lot of things]. One thing that irritates her is when people complain about how crappy their lives are, when they’re not friends. Don’t do it, kay? She has enough of her own troubles :[
One word. Hilarious. She is. She cracks me up. But like I said, definitely demented. She tends to rape people, and enjoys being raped back, though she has to hide her pleasure. You can’t rape the willing [though legally you can, blah] Sometimes she scares even me though, with the amount of demented-ness. Either way, we have the funniest conversations you’ll ever see. We like having sexy parties ♥.
However, she can also be very serious.
Believe it or not, she’s very mature for her age. I swear I think she runs her household. And she’s very responsible, seems like she takes better care of her little brother than her parents do, and they made him. Seriously. Terribly serious about her friends. She’s very protective. But that’s a good quality in a friendship, because I don’t think she goes over the top with it. Just enough where she’ll kick major a** :]
Did I mention she kicks a**? Yeah. Well, she does. ♥
She’s allergic to cats. But that doesn’t stop her. She kind of has one. Her cats an attention whore ♥ It’s so cute. That’s how well she rolls. Snow loves Liz.
Umm…she’s a smartical kiddie? Seriously, Liz is a smart kid 8D. And hates text talk. And noobs.
I’m pretty sure she believes in Inanimate Reproduction and Evolution too. That’s how we roll.
One day we’ll have like five houses, and live as famous author’s. She’s really good at writing, but she needs my co-authorness to bring on the fun ;o
And she wants a friend named David, that’s sweet and gay ♥
So yeah, that’s kind of how she rolls. And that’s why I luvs her ♥
Warning: The following information was provided by: Gabby. Her true thoughts on me. >:3 Word for word from her...err...fingers. xD
About Liz
Liz…Liz…Liz...How to describe me one true wifie. Well for one thing, she is very sexy in bed! -wiggles eyebrows- Though sometimes Kat gets her more than I do. Which is totally unfair! -glares- Anyways, back to Liz. I remember the first day I met her. It was at lunch in 7th grade. Her, Kelsie and myself were at the very end of the line and things were running slow. When we finally got our food, the lunch hour was almost up, so they had the three of us sit together at a table in the front. We became friends instantly. There had already been a semi-large group of us. Alex, Kelsie, Cody, and Kat. We sat down at lunch, accompanied by Liz, everyday for the rest of the year. We had very interesting nicknames then. Kat-Mango. Liz-Kiwi. Kelsie-Strawberry. Cody-Cherry. Alex-Pineapple. And Me-Grape…{or raisin..No comment} This was until Liz’s evil father, was sooo evil to her, which made her move to her moms. After Liz had left, I was very sad. Especially since Alex, Kelsie, and Kat left shortly after that was well. Or well, actually Kat moved, then Liz, then Alex, then Kelsie, but I was still sad that they all moved away in such a close time frame.
The good thing is now I still keep in touch with Liz and everyone. Its awesome! So now that I am done rambling how we met, let’s actually talk about dear Liz.
Liz is one of those people with many pet peeves and priorities. She has a lot of things that could tick her off and make her hate you forever. For one, if you mess with her friends, you better brace yourself for an a** beating! If you say anything, and I mean ANYTHING against emos or gays, she will attack you! There are more, but I’d rather not list them all.
Going back to friends, Liz is absolutely the best friend. She does what ever she can to protect her friends. If they are sad, angry, hurt by someone, hurt by something, she will be there.
Liz can come off as a bit spazzy and outgoing But that’s one of the great things about her! That is the one thing that we have most in common. She loves to stalk and harass people with Kat. They are truly great at it, I have to admit.
Some very negative things about Liz. She can sometimes come off as a b***h. A lot of people think that she is, which sometimes ticks me off. Once you get to know her and know more about her like I do, she is a very great person.
All of us in our small group of very awesome peoples {Alex, Kat, Liz, and I!} Have our very…lovely way of communication. The lot of us have our minds so far in the gutter{ding}, that even the littlest things {ding}, can set us into laughing fits. If you could witness our late nigh conversations, you would be instantly lost in less than 2 minutes. That’s the interesting part though!!
The one thing that I dislike about Liz is she hates when people don’t use proper grammar and she is extremely sarcastic at times. Though in a way all our us are. Liz also had a very crude sense of humor. {Again..all of us do. Some more than others.}
Overall what I am trying to say is. Liz is one of my closet friends. I hate not being able to see her. I think about her everyday and what our friendship would’ve grown into if she hadn’t left. Talking on the computer, texting, chatting online, and various other things, -grins-, is what makes our friendship so amazing, though we are apart. I love you Liz!!!
 Miss Snuffles · Mon May 04, 2009 @ 11:10pm · 0 Comments |
