oh, and look at this wonderful list I found. >> Yes, chuck norris jokes, but with a twist : D
Lucario doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Lucario is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Lucario proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Lucario. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Lucario.
Lucario's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Lucario knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Lucario is the stuntman for every character.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Lucario, because Lucario killed that man.
Lucario can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Lucario, Aura Sphering you in the face.
Fact: Lucario doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
There are no races, only countries of people Lucario has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Lucario once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Lucario roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Lucario thrives on pain. Lucario then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
