me: well i will yet again try 2 explain the argument in my head.
kat: why did u put me in the closet? its dark in there!
me: i was hoping i would finally be able to explain to our very few (if any) readers the various arguments inside my mind. but obviously that's not going 2 happen.
kat: nope i dont think so..... we should do that long awaited peep show twisted
me: why r u looking at me like that???
kat: oh just cuz im- *glomps me* -gonna dress u up in something!
me: damn u! *struggles but 2 no avail*
kat: whee u look so cute KC!
me: kat u better give me back my clothes! *tries pulling down lacy longiere* this thing is way 2 small for me!
kat: no its the right size. stop pulling at it or ur gonna rip it off!
*rrrrrrrrrrrip*
me: 2 late..... redface
kat: well its not that bad. actually it makes u look way cuter than before! 3nodding
me: stop saying im cute! xp and its ur fault! u know i hate this stuff! the thongs are uncomfortable and the cups dont cover enough i feel like im constantly falling out!-
kat: i dont think people need to know about ur various problems with longiere. but just be careful with it the store i rented this from will have a hard time believing that a guy did this out of pure lust and hormones.
me: you.....rented this?
kat: well yea! its not like ur gonna use it!
me: let me get this straight.... you rented longere, thats been used by other people that have had s*x in this?
kat: yea pretty much!
me: *runs to the bathroom and barfs*
kat: ew. i was joking.
 vampiress10000 · Sun Mar 15, 2009 @ 12:16am · 0 Comments |
