the more [X]'s the dumber you are.
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ]You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde.
[x] People have called you slow
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends/family know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x]You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "uhhhh" is used many times a day.
Respost as "I've done __ out of 36 stupid things''
 MythicalYoko · Sat Feb 21, 2009 @ 08:17pm · 1 Comments |
