taken from, The Day the Volvo Died
Edward: Bella, I think it time in our relationship where you totly get to ride in my Volvo.
Bella: -gasps- Iv ben wating for this moment ever sence i hit puberty!
Edward: I know I know. Its all very exciting but calm down. I dont want uren all over my leather interor.
Bella: Point taken.
Alice: Oh my god! Did he just say hes showing her his car!? He did! For Edward..... thats like...... therd bace!
Bella: Edwaaaaard, i dont think im redy for this. its a big step!
Edward: Yah, being a vampire your all head foward yah, but when it comes to my sexy-but car you HESATET! Your a real pece of work you know!
Bella: Edware, i totly have a stake in my bag and Buffy Summers on speed dile. Dont push me!
Edward: Okkk, ok. Lets not get crazy hear. Isabella Swan? I would like to to meet.... Mr. Volvo.
Bella: What.... is that?
Edward: It.... my... car.
Bella: That is not a car. Its a freaking hacaback!!!
Edward: well maby we can get some fruntal camra angles or somthing so no one will notis!
Bella: That dos not dazzle me. what about the s60R iv had dreams about hu? You hav been string me along all this time, saying y had a hot car and show me this! Its OVER!!!!
Edward: Unfricking belevable!!
Emmett: haha lose another one sex-Ed?
Edward: -sigh- Yah.
Emmett: haha. Pore little Edward hachback.
Edward: Dude. SHUT UP!!! The c30 has fealings to!
Emmett: Well sory. Oh and dont forget to pich the kids up after scoker practis mom.
Edward: GAHHHHHHH!!!!
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