Stupid Instructions In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- Serving sug gestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- Do not turn upside down. (Well ... duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- Product will be hot after heating. (And you thought?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machiner after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness. (I'm taking this because?) On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- Not to be used for the other use. (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions : Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: say what?) On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
Now that you've smiled at le ast once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle).
Baby Snow Leopard · Sun Jul 06, 2008 @ 02:27am · 0 Comments |