LMAO A friend sent this to me , thought I would share it with anyone that wants to read it.
Interpretations of Females & Males
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male........... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female....... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male............ Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.
Female....... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male............. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ku-mit-ment) n..
Female........ A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male............ Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female........ A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male............. Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lints) n.
Female........ An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male............. A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male
bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.............. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female......... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.............. A device for scanning through all 375 channels every
5 minutes.
 Data_3rr0r · Wed Mar 26, 2008 @ 06:57pm · 0 Comments |
