i have been constantly sleepy for the past 2 weeks... i don't know what wrong with me. so if it is almost my time to go,i have taken the liberty of writing out my will.
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FMP's Will
I want my dirty socks (including my beloved and abused friend Socky.)to go to Nymph. She deserves them more than anyone.
My MY LITTLE PONY collection that i deny having, will belong to Lenin, cause he likes dollies and horses. Hopefully he will get more use out of them then i did.
Kazuki Sendou (spelled right? not sure.) will get all my dresses and girly items since he has always been so much more girl than i have ever been and i will always think of him as my big sister. He will also recieve all the make-up that i own (chapstick... it taste like candy... yum. ) and my cheaper plastic jewelery. That way he can fulfill his dream or being a cheap prostitute.
To Insane Elf Goddess, i will give all the my gaian items and anime that i own. She can have anything else she wants, even if it's stuff i wrote down in this will to give to others. why? because i'll be dead and won't care afterwords.
To kiki... err... my fairy wings and all my clothing. she can have my stanky dirty shoes too, if she wants i suppose. Prettier jewerly too.
Anybody else who actually talks to me can have a free pencil and all the stuff in my locker... figure out the number to the locker first though!!!!! BWHAHAHAHA! FEEL THE PAIN.
all my stuffed animals and sketchbooks, and items i have put in my 9TH GRADE BOX OF DOOM are to be buried in a time capsule. My diaries too! so future generations of weirdos can read all that stuff that pissed me off, and will know my rants. how fun. 3nodding
(i know noone will read this, since people are lazy as hell, but i like writing, so i do this just for my entertainment, not your. if you read this whole thing, huzzah to you, P.M. and tell me what i said in this thing in your own words, and i might just give you something. it counts on if you are my friend or not, since i don't like giving stuff to my friends. domokun )
edit: gomen!!! i know to yanise... umm... all my used tissue collection and dancing hamsters because i WUV you. heart heart heart
skylar can have my belly button lint collection.
Flying Mermaid Princess · Sat Oct 30, 2004 @ 07:04pm · 3 Comments |