WELCOME TO THE "OCTOPUS OF LOVE"
You may purchase a ride ticket separately
for the "Octopus of Love,"
or you may purchase an all-day, all-season,
or life-long pass to "Magic Affinity" themepark
(formerly known as "Six Flagging Relationships in NW Texas" wink .
Please wait until the previous relationship
has come to a complete stop before boarding.
For your own safety, only two people may ride in each relationship.
Please keep hands and feet inside the relationship at all times.
Do not stand or attempt to leave the relationship while in motion.
This ride may involve high speeds,
sudden violent shifts from side to side,
and plummeting from great heights.
You may be subjected to extreme G forces
which will make your face look funny.
You may be turned upside down.
If you have not overcome previous conditions of the heart or backbone,
you should not ride.
You should not ride if pregnant.
Check yourself in the emotional mirror. You must be at least this tall.
There are no refunds.
Hugs and A Thanks To My Little Sister smile
 Data_3rr0r · Mon Feb 04, 2008 @ 06:27pm · 0 Comments |
