Ok, there are some tips on snow that EVERYBODY must know before enjoying a winter evening...
RULE NUMBER ONE! When sleading, make sure that there is nobody in your way (or have increadible turning talents) because it lead you major brusing, tied up limbs and and angry parents with cameras and knows Americas Funniest Videos by heart.
RULE NUMBER TWO! When building a snow man, make sure you don't make you middle part so big that you can't lift the darn thing off the ground. Also DO NOT (what ever you do) make the bottom too thin to with stand the weight of the middle part... IT WILL FALL DOWN! (As I call it "Frosty's Dog-pile" wink
RULE NUMBER THREE! When skiing or snowboarding make sure you learn at least two ways on stopping... just in case the first one dosen't work. And another thing... First timer's #1 enamy is eather the ski lift or a fence. First of all with a ski lift.... NEVER NEVER stand up too soon! YOU WILL FALL OVER AND BE DRAGED BY THE STUPID THING!!!! (and or trip the person next to you who has a camera and knows Americas Funniest Videos by heart) rolleyes And the fence you can all ready guess...
RULE NUMBER FOUR! NEVER stand under a roof that is steep and loaded with snow.... ITS A TIME BOMB FOR ALL YOU KNOW!!!
RULE NUMBER FIVE! Its not a good idea to run full speed when the at hill sidewalk that is covered in ice... "Ouch"
RULE NUMBER SIX! It is true that toungs stick to frozen poles. No, not all the time firefighters come to your aid to pull you off. Yes your tip of you tounge CAN rip off.... again... "Ouch" (To learn on how to take you tounge off the pole with out ripping it off, comment me!)
RULE NUMBER SEVEN! Iceicals are crapy swords. Sure they can stab, but when you block it breaks off and you have to find another one.
RULE NUMBER EIGHT! When the ice has salt or gravel.... it dosen't mean you still can't silp.
RULE NUMBER NINE! At the end of the day its always good to have someting warm to drink after a day in the snow. LIKE HOT CHOCOLATE! blaugh
If anyone has another rule LET ME KNOW!!! rofl
StrayHawk314 · Tue Jan 01, 2008 @ 07:05pm · 1 Comments |