Today is 12/19/07. And I'm bored.
Guess what I do when I am bored.
That's right freaky poetry time.
Snow falls softly onto the ground A blanket of snow that left no sound
Inside is another case Filled with shouts and noise Crying children Broken toys
"Where is the eggnog?!" "One goes out, they all go out!" "Grandpa's not breathing!" "THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT!!!!"
Later that night snow ceased to fall the tree still glowed light up and tall
Not a sound could be heard besides loud snores From upstairs behind closed doors
But one door was open No child inside He was downstairs With no place to hide
Now down through the chimney Came Santa quite fast But he got sort of stuck His stomach wedged at last
The boy's eyes widened He came closer and reached out a hand With a tug on a boot, Santa hit solid land
"Why sonny, you sure have Christmas cheer!" "But whatever is wrong?" The child trembled in fear "Why, it seems I have my other suit on."
Santa had horns On the top of his head Blood dripping from his mouth A shade of dark, dark red
Snow falls softly onto the ground A blanket of snow that left no sound
Inside there were screams As Santa was beaten with an ax What happened next? I've told you all the proven facts
Merry Christmas.
Mme Bella
Mme Bella · Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 03:18am · 6 Comments |