Just another journal entry. I have nothing to do. I may get off of here and watch a movie or something. I dunno. Oh, wait! I have a joke! It's a holiday joke. Here goes:
Santa Claus came down the chimney in this girl's house. She heard him coming so she got out of bed and walked into the living room. Santa noticed her and turned around. She said, "Hey Santa, I've got a present for you. It's in my bedroom." Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho gotta go gotta go. Gotta deliver all the toys to the children you know." She was persistant so she took her robe off and revealed a sexy nighty. "Come on, Santa. You know you want to." Santa continued to deny her. "Ho, ho, ho. Gotta go gotta go. Gotta deliver all the toys to the children you know." The woman was getting impatient. So she took the nighty off and was now buck naked. "Come on, Santa. This is your last chance." Santa then said, "Hey, hey, hey. Gotta stay gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney with my d**k this way!" xd
lol. I love that joke. Even Santa deserves a present every once in awhile...... rofl
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I love to hear that joke from you in RL.
and your avi is cutie. ^^