• " Oh Show me, the way to the next poetic Bar. "
    I didn't bother to ask why
    " For if I don't find, The next Poetic Bar. "
    I promise you he will die

    Oh moon, guide me south to me
    Now that I'm alone on this world to be
    I say goodbye to the drunken poet whose kind
    He must have whiskey on his mind
    And he must have beer on time.

    " Oh Show me, the way to the next little girl. "
    I didn't bother to ask why
    " For if I don't find the next little girl. "
    I promise you he will die

    Oh moon, guide me south to me
    Now that I'm alone on this world to be
    I say goodbye to the drunken poet whose kind
    He must have whiskey on his mind
    And he must have beer on time.

    Oh moon, guide me to the bar
    I swear it isn't that very far
    A drunken man loves his beer
    I'm the Guru and he's the seer
    I know that man is so kind
    But he must have whiskey on his mind
    He must have beer on time.