• I'll tell you the story of Jimmy Jet
    And you know what I tell you is true.
    He loved to watch his TV set
    Almost as much as you.

    He watched all day,he watched all night
    Till he grew pale and lean.
    From The early Show to The Late Late Show
    And all the shows between

    He watched till his eyes were frozen wide,
    And his bottom grew into his chair.
    And his chin turned into tuning dial
    And the antennae grew out of his hair.

    And his brains turned into TV tubes,
    And his face to a TV screen.
    And two knobs saying''vert" and "horiz".
    Grew where his ears had been.

    And he grew a plug that looked looked like a tail
    so we plugged in little Jim.
    And now instead of him watching TV
    We all sit around and watch him.