• They once met on a frightful night where they had the best time of there life
    she took that dreaded knife and digged right into the mayonais's life
    they were happy they were sad
    they thought that everyone would be mad
    because being in love with mayonaise was just not right
    then her mom stepped in the room
    then her head just went KABLOOM
    then she strangely said i will now lock you in bed
    briana was crying until phill came and gave her a beautiful ring
    will you marry me he said
    then he came right into the bed
    why should i marry you when i can eat you
    but my love he exclaimed
    then she put him on her knive and smeared him on her cheesey bread
    then she ate him with good pride
    for we had a very nice ride