• Hello Miss
    I'd like a Valentine
    for a girl that
    doesn't know I exist
    Not too expensive
    She'll never get it.
    I'm the one she'll never miss.

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    All good hearts bleed
    Oh so cho-co-late-ty
    On the hands of lovers they never knew

    As it melts to waste
    I lick my dirty hands and think
    'This is how she would taste'

    Hello Miss
    how bout my Valentine?
    You're the one no one notices
    It's not suggestive
    you just don't get it
    Your the one they're all gonna miss.

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    As it melts to waste
    they'll lick their filthy hands and think
    'this is how you should taste'


    Mr. St. Valentine this is where the rhythm breaks
    and allows me to say that hundreds have died
    proud Hallmark myrtrs
    in the isles of pick artificially flavored shame
    Before I work up my self into a fit
    why don't you take the card's corner to your wrist
    while I cut off these loose ends?

    Hello Miss
    ******** St. Valentine
    I've got the girl
    What more do I need than this?
    look in the mirror
    it's so much simpler
    than to care for
    this pinkbullshit ((this is said strung together as one word))

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    ((Thanks for reading, comments please?))