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*Beeps*
Girl:Hello?
Man:Hello is your daddy there?
Girl:Yes, whose this?
Man:This is Dawgy.
(Daddy)
Dad:Hello?
Man:Hello.
Dad:What happened?
Man:Today your daughter came to my house and kicked my dog.
Dad:Wait, what?
Man:Today your daughter came into my property and kicked my dog, and now my dog needs operation...
Dad:Which daughter?
Man:The daughter who just answered the phone.
(Talking to daughter)
Dad biggrin id you kick Dawgys dog?
Daughter:No.
(Back)
Dad:No.
Man:No she lying! She came and kicked my dog!
Dad:She said she didn't.
Man:NO SHES LYING, AND IM GONNA ******** HER!
(dad passes phone to daughter)
Girl:Hello?
Man:Why did you kick my dog?
Girl:Can I learn who I am speaking to?
Man:You know damn right!
Girl:No I don't know damn right!
Man:You stink.
Girl:I think your the one who stinks.
Man:SHADDUP! SHADDUP! SHADDUP!
Girl:You can't tell me to shaddup!
Man:I'm going to kill you all.
Girl:Your going to kill us?
Man:No, just kidding.
Girl:What?
Man:You stink!
Girl:You stink!
Man:No I don't think so!
Girl:I think you do! (smiles)
Man:NO IM NOT! JUST BECAUSE IM PAK...!
- by XoX_Dreamless_XoX |
- Non Fiction
- | Submitted on 11/15/2010 |
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- Title: Why you kick my dog?
- Artist: XoX_Dreamless_XoX
- Description: This is about a man that calls somebody and says "Why you kick my dog?"" This is the story your about to hear...
- Date: 11/15/2010
- Tags: kick
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