- Basically, we have no proof of God, beside the Bible. We have no proof of Santa, besides the gifts left behind by him. The gifts, as we know, aren't really from him. So what about the Bible? In Christianity, we have to be good to get into heaven. If we are bad, then you go to hell. And we always have to be good, because judgment day could happen at any time, and God is everywhere, so He knows what you're doing. With Santa, if you're nice, you get gifts, if you're naughty, you get coal, and Santa is always watching you, and puts your name down on his naughty/nice list for everything you do. The only difference is with Santa, we know when "judgment day" is, Dec 25. Well, as you know, if you're naughty, you don't actually get coal, it's a false fear your parents use. So what about heaven??? Also, parents have realized that this methods of false fear works on their kids to keep them in line, so they spread the lie in the beginning, and now everyone does it. Way back when, someone realized that this idea could work on all of society, but you can't do it alone. So He (The Jesus figure) got the people to help him. They where called disciples, or in Santa's world, his elf helpers. Santa was based on a real person, St.Nick. He was a man with oriental (short) slaves who, by using money given to him through charity, and ALL his spare money, made toys for the poor children in the town, with a sleigh and reindeer, but raveling on ground. Over time the story has been exaggerated to say his helpers where elves (short and strange looking, cause back then not many orientals lived with whites) and he did this for the whole world. That's bullshit, but all stories, as you know, with each telling get more and more grand and amazing. Which makes me think that Jesus really didn't do miracles, but over all this time, He has been exaggerated, just like Santa. Jesus was just a person, with and idea to fix society from the way the Romans ruled. There is nothing wrong with that, but he doesn't deserve to be worshiped. The Romans didn't like this idea, so they liked him, but it was too late, the idea of Christianity was already spreading, and down came the Roman empire. Thank you for watching this episode of Jon's views on Christianity. Don't tune in next time, cause there is only one episode. Lmao
- Title: Jesus vs. Santa
- Artist: Azussen
- Description: ***THIS IS NOT MINE!!*** My friend wrote this one day while talking to another friend, and asked me to post it on gaia (because he doesn't have a gaia account and wishes to not make one) to see what people thought of it. Soooo yeah, It's not mine but this is his views on Christianity.
- Date: 07/10/2009
- Tags: jesus santa
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- L30NlTU5 - 04/11/2010
- Instead of pointing out every problem with that (because there are many), I'll just say that there is evidence of God. Look around you. Everything was created by Him. Are you suggesting that the planet is as fake as Santa's presents? I understand that this is not yours, but you obviously agree if you posted it here, so I'm talking to you.
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- Melruxia - 11/21/2009
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LMAO I luv it
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- AppleBiscuit - 07/10/2009
- Lol great. xD
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- epic psycho - 07/10/2009
- lmao, that's great!! xD
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