• Ive always been a little clumsy when i was younger. Now, when i think back and remember them, i get a good laugh out of it. Its pretty awesome especially on a particularly sad or boring day. Im gonna tell u one of my top 2 just so u can c how ridiculous i was :

    So me and my cousin were by this pond and there were a whole lot of frogs anf lily pads. I tried to get a lily pad, BUT ITS ROOTS WERE A WHOLE LOT STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT! Thats right people, i fell in the pond and the bad news? (other than i couldnt swim at the time) The feeling of those tadpoles in my pants was nasty! My dumb cousin on the other hand just looked at me, wat a rip-off! luckily a man was just passing by and managed to help me out of the water. I was wet us a duck and all the man could say was " Youre heavy!"

    Now this next one happened a bit closer to the present. It was a school fieldtrip and we were hiking on a mountain. It was beautiful alright but the best one was at the bottom were a small, shallo pool of water was hidden behind some rocks. Kid instinct? Jump on the rocks and see who makes it 1st to the other side. My friend dared me so, being brave ( and admittedly stupid at the time ) , I took him on. It was a big mistake. The 1st boulder i jumped on sank a little bit which startled me. I jumped off, trying to get back to my friend. That was another big mistake. The gap was huge and i landed, thankfully on my feet, on what i thought was mud. I say thought because it wasnt any ordinary mud. When i tried to get out i found myself swallowed until the knees! I tried to get uot but i just sank deeper and deeper! Thankfully, my friend was reliable. He managed to help me out of the creepy mud. I was lucky to be alive but i noticed something wasnt right. When i looked down, i only saw one shoe and other was my bare muddy sock! When i turned around, i saw my friend trying to pull something out of the hole my feet left in the mud. With much effort, he maged to pull something that looked a lot like dog sh*t...
    When i took a closer look, wouldnt you know, it was my other shoe. I got the scolding of my life after that, but who cares? That was an awesome fieldtrip ill never forget!

    So, wat u think? IT may not seem funny enough for some people but hey, no ones perfect. And its just that imperfection in my life that makes it seem happy to look back and enjoy those times when i know things couldve gone better, or maybe, they already have =)