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I sat in my chair behind the stage, and I felt kinda nervous my leg was shaking.
I fiddled with the index cards in my hand for my speech. I reread them over and over and over, mostly just trying to make myself confident but more stressed.
"Ugh... I just need to get this over with, damn.."
I looked at the list who was supposed to be next. Keria Lyn was up right now, so I was after 3 more people. I got more stressed.
It's just a speech. What am I so scared about?
I got off my chair and went off stage to "use the bathroom". I looked to see how much people were there in the audience. A lot. Then I felt like I really did need to use the bathroom.
Another person went on the stage, 2 more people now.
What is taking so long?!
I somehow made myself irritated by that. Then I felt kinda stupid. So I just decided to wait a while, then I felt like running way. I started walking off to the emergency exit, but then one of the teachers caught me.
"What are you doing, Hun? It's almost your turn for your speech! No dilly-dallying yet."
Damn.
I turned around and sat back down again. I slouched and pouted at my chair 'till someone thinks there's something wrong with my back and drive me to the hospital.
Another person's turn to go on the stage, 1 more to go. I'm hoping it will take a long time then people will get bored and leave the building, so less people for me!
After a few minutes already, the person that was about to give the speech cried and ran off the stage.
Uh.
The last person went on the stage. I felt like there was a big flashing arrow saying "Next person to say their speech!" and that everyone was going to stare at me. So I just waited patiently.
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The left the stage calmly, hope I will do that. I walked very slowly to the stage lights, but then teachers started staring at me with confused eyes. I walked a little faster to the stage.
I finally got to the podium. I thought it would take hours 'till I got there. I looked at the audience, they looked at me.
"Uh.."
The teachers looked at me. I was going to say something, but then all of a sudden my stomach hurt.
I puked.
- Title: A Speech
- Artist: kimmochi
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Description:
I just got kinda bored, and thought of how a person might be when they're really nervous or something.
Not really supposed to mean anything but.. blah. - Date: 03/29/2009
- Tags: speech
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Comments (3 Comments)
- DoubleMintTwins18 - 06/29/2009
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omg...i would have probably cried.
That must have been a disaster - Report As Spam
- Killereria - 06/25/2009
- SOOOOO funny!
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- Sildron - 06/04/2009
- Hilarious.
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