• Traditional
    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

    Renaissance
    When life gives you lemons, do what YOU want with them.

    Baroque
    When life gives you lemons, PRAISE JESUS!

    Impressionist
    When life gives you lemons, unfocus your eyes at them. They're easier to paint that way.

    Expressionist
    When life gives you lemons... how does that make you feel?

    Abstract Expressionist
    When life gives you lemons, scribble on them... with feeling.

    Realist
    Life can't physically give you lemons. It's an abstract concept.

    Surrealist
    When life gives you lemons, bicycle umbrella fish.

    Dadaist
    When life gives you lemons, stick them in your ears and go "PHLLBLLBLT."

    Cubist
    When life gives you lemons, cut all the round-ish bits off.

    Op Artist
    When life gives you lemons, stare at them for 30 seconds and then look at a blank wall. AMAZING!!

    Pop Artist
    When life gives you lemons, paint them all different colors and line them up in rows. Profit.

    Minimalist
    When life gives you yellow ovals, tell everyone that they're lemons.