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So, I was walking through the woods one day, with my vampire friends, Jasper and Alice, when Jasper spots a deer.
"Go get it!" he whispered to me.
"No thanks, Alice?"
Alice looked at me, and shrugged.
"Sure." she replied.
When she had quenched her thirst, we kept on walking. Then, we saw a whole herd of deer. Jasper looked at me again. I just simply shook my head. So, he picked out the largest one, and finished him off, and we walked further still.
Then, finally, we see a cave. I smile slightly, and Jasper and Alice look at me in shock.
"Come on, be serious." Jasper said to me.
But, I was already making my way into the cave.
"What is she doing?!" Alice hissed.
Jasper didn't answer, and I could feel both of their gazes as I slipped into the bear's home.
They waited, for a few minutes, and then hissed, as they heard the bear roar. But, relaxed as it was cut short. When I came out, I was smiling crookedly, not a spot of blood on my clothes.
"Nice." Jasper complimented.
Alice just stared at me in awe.
"You don't feed on the deer, but you quench your thirst on a WHOLE BEAR?!" she said.
"Yeah, I guess I'm crazy like that."
- by Sweet_Papaya |
- Non Fiction
- | Submitted on 11/30/2008 |
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- Title: Please... >.> Be serious.
- Artist: Sweet_Papaya
- Description: Seriously... o_O
- Date: 11/30/2008
- Tags: please serious
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- lizardofod - 12/29/2009
- theres no good way to put this but.... IT SUCKED. wouldve been better without twilight names. TWILIGHT SUCKS
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- abby712 - 01/20/2009
- AWSOME
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- Ballin_So_Fresh - 01/08/2009
- ha
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- prep4042 - 01/05/2009
- Awesome i love it! I could never write anything like that. lol
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- Izzy Derp - 12/19/2008
- funny
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- Olivia Anderson - 12/19/2008
- i LUV it
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