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Mom: Get your summary finished now... Get off the damn computer and listen to me!
Me:What?! God, yes I will!
Mom: Then get to it.
Me: I don't have to...
Mom: Oh? And why is that?
Me: Because I'm a total vampire rock star *smile at smart remark*
Mom: A what? How do you come up with these weird things. I bet its from all those books you're reading.
Me: Partially from books I guess...
Mom: What do you mean by that then?
Me: *sighs angrily* Let me start from the beginging... One day me and stacey (best vamp friends... I kow we're weird as Hell.) will rule the world. We will enslave evil albino bunnies to eat peoples brains out. And I guesss some where along the line we become vampires... There...
Mom: *crickets* But your human now so get it done NOW.
Me: *turns around in compter chair and glares at my mom* Fine. This time only. But mark my words, when I am a vampire I will bite your head off.
*stalks away agrily to my room*
*Mom watches confused but satisfied... I hope she is... it took all my will power not to shout at her.*
I know I'm a brat ^_^ I'm only 13, so see where i'm coming from? I've been a serious vampire hugger (get it ^_^, inside joke -.-) since i was 8, and Iv have a 'VAMPIERS RULE' sign on my wall since.
- by Always Fear Amber |
- Non Fiction
- | Submitted on 10/21/2008 |
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- Title: Vampire conversation.
- Artist: Always Fear Amber
- Description: i want to share with you a very intersting conversation i had with my mother...
- Date: 10/21/2008
- Tags: vampire conversation
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Comments (2 Comments)
- Bio Eclipse - 10/22/2008
- cool!!
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- Toastbusters - 10/22/2008
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You're a weird kid.
Sounds like you've probably been anointed with some book featuring bloodsuckers.
If you were to read Full Metal Jacket heinously, you'd be a much stranger kid. - Report As Spam