• Well...I have decided to execute (yeah, that's the word) that other chapter because then I'd have to do ALLLLLLLLL this planning, so..enjoy this new one! Got the idea from crescent roll-chan.

    Chap. 3: Lessons from Deidara-sempai

    Tobi: Sempai! Sempai!
    Deidara: What the h3ll do you want, un?
    Tobi: Tobi wants to be normal, Sempai!
    Deidara: *turns to Tobi, and is shocked and twitched a bit* Wh-what, un?
    Tobi: Tobi wants to be normal, Sempai~! heart heart heart heart heart
    Deidara: *trips Tobi* First of all, stop acting like an idiot, un.
    Tobi: *anime cries*
    Deidara: Second of all, stop speaking in third person, un.
    Tobi: Tobi wants to know what third person is, Deidara-sempai!
    Deidara: *facepalm* Speaking like...'I am walking through the park,' un.
    Tobi: Eh-uh-oh-eeh.
    Deidara: Pronounce it...I, then say 'I am walking through the park', un.
    Tobi: I am walking through the park, un.
    Deidara: No, drop the 'un', un.
    Tobi: Drop the 'un', un?
    Deidara: No, say it without the 'un', un.
    Tobi: Say what, Sempai?
    Deidara: Say 'I am walking through the park', un.
    Tobi: I am walking through the park, un.
    Deidara: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...un
    Tobi: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...un
    Deidara: Forget that, un... But the point is, you have to talk like me, okay, un?
    Tobi: Okay, Sempai, un!
    Deidara: Tobi, that's not what I meant, un.
    Tobi: Then what did Sempai mean, un?
    Deidara: *facepalm* Okay, next lesson...
    -LINETHING-
    Deidara: Okay, I will show you different things and you tell me what they are for, un. *points at cup* What is that for, un?
    Tobi: It is for driving, un! (still gots teh un XD)
    Deidara: *facepalm* Okay, moving on, un... *points at aspirin* What is that for, un?
    Tobi: Eating the whole thing at the same time, un! 4laugh
    Deidara: =.= *points at Itachi* What is that for, un?
    Itachi: (thinking): 'That?' *vein*
    Tobi: Tickling, un! *starts to tickles Itachi*
    Itachi: Hahahhahahahaha. I am-- hahahahaha going to beat the---hahahahahaha life out of you---hahahahhaha!!!
    Deidara: *twitches due to the view of Itachi laughing* *grabs Tobi off of Itachi* C'mon, un.
    Tobi: But I am not done yet, Sempai, un!
    Deidara: *takes Tobi to his room* Take off your mask, un.
    Tobi: But Sempai---
    Deidara: Do it, un.
    Tobi: As you wish, Deidara. *takes off mask*
    Deidara: O////////////////////////O (thinking): Omj...he's...he's....HOT!!!!!!!!!!
    Madara (Tobi): *uses index finger to lift Deidara's chin up to make eye contact* Like what you see, Deidara?
    Deidara: O/////////////////////////////////////O
    Madara: I've always liked you, Deidara... *about to kiss Deidara*
    Me: *barges into room* BOY, I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU HAVE A YAAOI SCENE IN MY FANFIC!!!!!! ESPECIALLY WITH MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!! *throws Madara out window*
    Deidara: *is a bit angry* M-mazumi...
    Me: *lifts Deidara's chin like Madara did* Why? Did you want him to do that? Why not me instead? *about to kiss Deidara*
    Tobi: *tackles me* He's mine, b!tch!
    Me: Stay away from my boyfriend, you man wh0re!
    Hidan: *sees us fighting over Deidara* What in Jashin's name...?

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    Me: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Madara: EL, you are sick.
    Me: Just lead us out, Madara-kun. *still laughing*
    Madara: Rate and comment nicely or be killed by me.
    Me: D: Don't say that! I might get sued!
    Madara: I'm straight!
    Me: Kay, buh-bye!