• Me: OMJ, kwissy, let's go to Wal Mart!!!!!
    Krissy: Um...okay?
    At Wal Mart...
    Me & Krissy: Rock, paper, scissors shoot!
    Me: Bwahahaha. I won.
    Krissy: D:<
    Me & Krissy: *start walking*
    Me: *notices people following us from behind* Krissy, look. Some akatsuki cosplayers are behind us. ninja
    Krissy: You're right.
    Me: Only one thing to do...
    Krissy: What---
    Me: RAH RAH AH AH AH AH!!!!!!!!! ROMA ROMAMAMA GAGA!!!!!! OOH LALA LA LA!!!!!!! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Krissy: Ohmahgawd shut up!!!!!
    Me: Sorry, I can't. I'm on crack. jk jk.
    Krissy & I: *get grabbed from behind*
    Me: *kicks him in balls* STRANGER DANGER!
    HC (hidan cosplayer): Ow, dang it... That hurted meh...
    IC (itachi cosplayer): *still holding to Krissy*
    Me: *drop kicks IC* Unhand my friend, facelines!!
    IC: *falls down and lets go of Krissy* 'Facelines?' D:
    SC & DC: *grab krissy*
    Krissy: Lemme go!!
    KC & IC: *grab meh*
    Me: Foolish mortals, unhand meh this instant!!
    PC (pein cosplayer): *makes a hole in the ground*
    Akatsuki cosplayers: *pushes us in it, then they jump*
    Krissy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! EL SAVE MEH!!!!!!!!!
    Me: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THIS!!!!!! I WANNA DIE BY A UNICORN ATTACK!!!!!
    Moments later...
    Me: *falls out of ceiling* Owie... D:
    Krissy: *falls on meh*
    Me: OWIE!!! D:
    Rest of the akatsuki: *falls on meh*
    Me: What the--- *gets smashed by all the bodies* Owwww....
    Krissy: EL, I don't think their cosplayers...
    Me: Then that means... *looks at Deidara* Th-that's really Deidara... eek
    Krissy: Stay strong!! Don't glomp him!!
    Me: But---
    Krissy: DON'T.
    Akatsuki: *heard our whole conversation*
    Me: 'Sup? sweatdrop
    Krissy: So...why are we here?
    Pein: I have read a number of EL's fanfics...
    Me: Oh, crap... eek
    Pein: And I found them very interesting...
    Deidara: I found them very interesting too... *smirk*
    Sasori: Me too...
    Tobi: Tobi three!!!
    Kakuzu & Zetsu: We were barely in your fanfics!
    Kisame: Why are you so mean to Itachi-san and I?! D:<
    Me: burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
    Sasori: OMJ is she okay?!
    Krissy: It's normal. O 3 o
    Hidan: Normal?!! D:
    Deidara: She has a crush on meh...
    Itachi: She's an idiot.
    Me: *is conscious again* How dare you call me that Weasel-chan?! D:< *kicks balls*
    Everyone but Itachi & Kisame: *cracking up*
    Pein: ANYWAYS, since I've read her fanfics, I have decided to take her in the akatsuki since she knows too much.
    Krissy: Then why am I here?
    Pein: We grabbed you by mistake. You can leave if you want.
    Krissy: *about to leave*
    Me: *whispers* He-ay... Sasori's heeeeeeeeere.
    Krissy: I have decided to stay!!!
    Me: Yay!
    Krissy: So...who do we get to parter up with?
    Pein: You will get partner up with...

    TO BE CONTINUED....
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