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My cat, Fluffy, is lazy. Not just lazy, though. The laziest cat ever.
Her tail swifts and fans us all. She's helpful, really, just in case our spare fans went flying back off to the neighbours 4laugh .
But, the dreadful thing comes next. Her eyes are big. Her nose is big. Her mouth is big (and it waters in our plate of food). Her...her ears are TINY.
Her ears are smaller than little Aimee's hands. Very, VERY small. Nearly smaller than a pecam.
Fluffy loves to (when she's not eating or sleeping or resting) catch mice. That's her only excercise. The rest of the time she's taking up so much room in the dining hall. She's snoring soundly when I watch Twilight before bed. Or she sneaks after me when I go out with Devon.
Huhhhhhhh...I lied on the sofa, tired. Maybe Fluffy will go flying out of the windows, joining a herd of flying cows? I closed my eyes for a bit. Maybe I'll blink the thoughts away, out of the window, flying with every other animal which flies.
In my school, the nerds have to run run run faster and faster to get to the other class in ten minutes. We survive twenty minutes to walk walk walk to class.
This week's timetable was given out on Monday. Here it is:
Monday: Science, Art, Lunch, Geography, Biology
Tuesday: School trip (all day)
Wednesday: Geometry, Maths, Lunch, R.E, Languages
Thursday: First grade exams, Lunch, D.T
Friday: Study, Lunch, Free-time
Saturday: School Barbecue, Lunch, Homework Period
Sunday: Summer Festival, Lunch, Free-time
I was bored of the same old timetable. I tossed it on the floor and stroked Fluffy. The school's boring pets weren't well-trained ready to be in the students' care. I wished a new student would pop up and be my dormmate. Then I'd have some help to look after Fluffy.
My neighbours...okay, it's like next-door neighbours, like, next to your house. But no. My neighbours are Hailey and Izzac. To the other side there's Kimaly and Rachel. Opposite me there's Jayda and Devon. My house was Tigertail. There was Cattail, Foxtail, Bunnytail and Raventail. This was the Tigertail Common Room. There were comfy seats and magazines with some fancy dishes and fruit bowls on the table. Doors of people's dorms surrounded the hall. The Tigertail guard, Mike, guarded the common room entry and asked for the Tigertail password.
Opal had made up the password. It was crazy and minty...Mintbreath.
confused I was embarrased. But I lived with it. The Tigertail password was now Mintbreath. I'd begged and pleaded, but...no. No, no, no, and a double no, then a triple no. There's no way I could beg someone like Opal. She was really good at declining begs she didn't want.
Mintbreath it was.
Um, sorry for the kinda short part...I'm out of time, really. See ya!
- Title: The Cat with no Tail
- Artist: jazzdere
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Description:
Before you read, prepare for some funny sentences, crazy people and high school trouble. Also prepare for cat danger. The cat is injured badly, so prepare for a tear in the eye as it's tail gets chopped off, whacked and made into a mini-skirt for some enemies of Shayla, Isadora and Moyra. Their little baby sister, Aimee, has something VERY unfortunate happened to her, so please watch out. And please don't offend me, so if you have a complaint say "No offense" before speaking.
- Date: 07/14/2010
- Tags: with tail
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- jazzdere - 09/18/2010
- As well as THAT, then I recommend you read a book which accepts 'no comment' comments.
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- jazzdere - 09/18/2010
- No comment isn't a very nice comment, so I'm gonna tell you off! DO NOT BOTHER ME IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE NICE!
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- Nimue Nott - 08/22/2010
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- jazzdere - 07/14/2010
- Please, please send me some nice comments!
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