• I sat with my feet up on the desk and my head has hung as I started to fall asleep as Leader-sama blabbed on about ruling the world and junk.
    Mmm... Ramen sounds good right now.
    "Sumi!" Said a deep dark voice.
    I jumped and fell out of my seat.
    People around me snickered and laughed at me.
    I jumped up and glared at them. "Shut your traps." I hiss.
    Kisame grinned. "What a dumb a**."
    I pointed at him. "Keep quiet fish sticks!"
    He snapped up and clentched his fists. "Who are you calling fish sticks, flat chested man wanna be!"
    "I'm more of a man then you are." I sneere.
    Itachi clicked his tongue.
    Kakuzu continued counting his money.
    Hidan was stabbing his arm with a pencil.
    Deidara was drawing birds randomly on a peice of paper.
    Zetsu was blinking and staring forward... Looking only half alive.
    Sasori was twindling his fingers and watched as his new paper puppet danced for him.
    And then there was a scary looking kid with a swirly mask standing outside the school window, watching us through the glass.
    Kisame took out a knife. "Oh yeah!? Wanna make a bet?"
    I nodded and took out a kunai. "D*** right I do!"
    Leader-sama hit me on the back of the head. "Sit down! Both of you!" He booms.
    I jumped and spun around. "Hey. That hurts."
    His eye twitched. "Sit."
    I sighed and sat down. "Fine."
    Kisame growled and sat down too.
    "Fish sticks." I say under my breath.
    "Sheman."
    "Jaws."
    "Tranny."
    "Shark bait."
    "B****."
    "Tunny d***."
    "Slu*"
    "Hey, I had fish last night. I hope you wont miss your mom too much. Sorry." I grin.
    He flicked my off. "Ha ha. Very funny. I see Hidan forgot to give you the five cents he owes you when you gave him a-."
    "Kisame!" Leader-sama boomed.
    I snickered and covered my mouth.
    Kisame sighed. "Sorry."
    Leader-sama went back to writing things down on the board.
    Kisame glared at me. "You suck."
    "You swallow."
    He rolled his eyes and sighed. "Shut up... Tranny."
    "Shark bait."
    "Go jump off a stripper pole."
    "Where's Lava girl? I heard you two were in a movie called Shark boy and Lava Girl, right?" I tease.
    He flicked me off again. "Be quiet."
    "You f***ing a**hole. Go f***ing die." I hiss.
    Hidan grinned at me. "What did you say?"
    I laughed. "You heard me."
    He cocked an eyebrow. "You wouldnt happen to worship Jashin would you?"
    I shook my head. "No. I'm catholic." I grin.
    He frowned and went back to stabbing his arm.
    I laughed.

    After class we went to the lunch room and got our food.
    I sat next to Hidan, who was on my left side, and Deidara was on my other.
    Hidan explained to me about how great Jashin was for the fourtenth time and I just nodded and pretended to be paying attention.
    When he was done Deidara started talking about art.
    "Art is a bang, hn." He grinned.
    Sasori glared at him. "No. It's immortal."
    I sighed and took a bite of my apple. "Dear lord."
    Itachi was sitting alone by himself, reading a book and looking boring. Not bored, but boring. He always seemed boring to me.
    I grinned and stuck my spoon into Hidan's mashed potatoes and pulled the head of the spoon back, aiming at the pretty boy. "Hope you were planning on taking a shower tonight, girly boy." I say before releasing the spoonful of food.
    The food shot through the room and hit Itachi in the back of his head.
    I burst into laughter and so did everyone else.
    Itachi turned around, his eyes red. "Who did it?"
    I covered my mouth and hid the spoon, pointing at Kisame who was poking around in his potatoes with a similare spoon.
    Itachi stood up and ran behind Kisame.
    He didnt notice.
    Itachi suddenly put Kisame in a choke hold and held a knife to his stomach. "Daring to mess with the only useful survivor of the Uchiha clan?"
    I rolled on the floor in laughter.
    Hidan grinned and gave Deidara a high five. "F***ing awesome."
    Kisame turned... {Let's see... I cant say he turned blue... Because he's already blue... So...} Kisame turned white and pointed at me. "She did it!"
    I jumped and stopped laughing.
    Itachi glared at me. "You did?"
    I grinned and held up the hiden spoon. "Are you sure you are the useful Uchiha clan member?"

    After running for my life I got away from the girly boy with barely my body intact.
    I panted and laughed at the same time. "What a p****!"
    "What was that?" Ask's a deep voice.
    I jumped and spun around. I had run into this room trying to get away from Itachi, I didnt get time to see what room it was though.
    Leader stood up from a chair and narrowed his eyes. "What's going on?"
    "Eeehh... Nothing, Leader-sama. I was just... training." I lie.
    He sighed. "Right."
    I reached to open the door. "Sorry to bother you, Leader. I'll just be going now." I say.
    A hand flew up and slammed the door closed.
    I jumped.
    A cold radiation came from behind me. "Where do you think you're going?"
    I swallowed. "I was just going to go back to the lunch room."
    "No. I want you to help me with something." Leader says quietly.
    I didnt want to look back. "And what's that?"
    A hand was placed on my hip. "I think you are the perfect person to help me with what I need. And what I need is-."
    "BAKA!!" Came Kisame and Hidan's voice from somewhere outside the door.
    I jumped.
    The wall to my right seemed to blow up and a large cloud of dust formed in the room.
    I covered my face.
    Leader-same growled. "What the f*** are you two doing!?"
    Kisame snickered.
    "What were you doing to, Sumi?" Hidan asks sounding mortified.
    I jumped and spun around, pushing Leader away. "Yeah! What were you doing!?"
    Leader hesitated. "T-that doesnt have to anything to do with what you two are doing right now! You broke through my wall!"
    Hidan scratched his head. "Awww~! Does this mean I have to stay after for detention?"