• IMPY
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    “He’s way to insane…” Master Hand said.

    “But he would make a heck of a brawler.” Eonic replied.

    “True….very well. Impy’s in.”


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    ---A FEW HOURS LATER---

    At the SSBB HQ, Master Hand made an anouncment at lunch.

    “Everyone, I would like to to meet our newest brawler…Impy!!!” he said. A few seconds afterward, a giant bottle imp, about 4 feet tall fell through the ceiling. “Oh my god!!!” Zelda yelled.

    “Is he alright?” Lucas asked, afraid the new guy might be Ko’d before he even started,

    “What IS he anyway?” Red (Pokemon Trainer) asked?

    Then, Impy jumped up,

    “IM OKAY!!!!!!” he yelled in an overly obnoxious voice. He began hopping around really fast, the TopazG52 he was carrying misfired.“MY NAMES IMPY, I’M A GIANT BOTTLE IMP!!! IM LEGALLY INSANE, AND HAVE A LISCENCE TO KILL ON BEHALF OF THE UN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he yelled. “AND IM PROUD OF IT!!!!!” he added.

    “Well Impy…we have your first brawl scheduled….right….NOW. Lucario, Impy, to the portals.” Master Hand said. Lucario got up and ran tto the Portal Hub, where all the portals to various stages were. Impy hopped from behind, yelling,

    “WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!”


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    Lucario .vs. Impy
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    When they entered the Portal Hub, Impy looked around in awe.
    "Your brawl will take place on Final Destination." Master Hand said to them.

    As Lucario and Impy entered the portal, all cameras activated.
    "WOOH!" Impy yelled. "MY FIRST BRAWL!!!What...isn't Final Destination my FIRST destination?"
    They both dropped onto the platform. MasterHand announced that it would be a 2 stock brawl.
    As they started, Lucario quickly charged an aura sphere, fired it at Impy, and followed up with a force palm.
    Impy stayed their, dazed, then began firing Topaz 52s (Topaz 52s are awesome machine guns with little RPGs on them) all around. He fired off a gernade, sending Lucario flying off the field. Impy teleported over, and jumped on his head, sending him falling. He appeared on the Halo-Pad, and quickly dropped. Impy had been charging on his Anti-Matter Lazer. He fired.....

    He missed Lucario, but a smash ball appeared in the line of fire and was disintegrated. Impy began his awesome final smash...He hopped really high, off stage, appeared in the middle, and yelled...
    "CHAOS WAR!!!!"
    He then entered a cinematic with Lucario, where a jet flew over head of Lucario and dropped an atom bomb. It zooms out and a huge mushroom cloud appears, KO'ing Lucario. Then, a Dreadnought appeared and began patrolling to the stage. Which was needless because Lucario was already KO'd.
    "I WIN!!!!!!!!!" Impy yelled, falling to the center of the stage.

    They exited the stage, and Impy was happily dancing around...hopping around I should say. Most off the brawlers were congratulating Impy, while Jigglypuff and Pikachu were consoling Lucario...
    "I lost to a...an Imp...." Lucario said to them through telepathy. He got up and walked away, while Impy hopped away with the others to eat lunch.

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    Finland
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    After a few days, Impy fell quickly into place with the other brawlers and developed his own routine. For a while, things went very well. Untill one day, a small space flew overhead, and a small firgure jumped out, falling tot he ground yelling,
    "YEEEEHAAAAA!!!!"
    "Oh no...its...its...its...."
    The figure hit the ground. He stood up, took his helmet off, and said to Impy,
    "Hey Imps!!! It's me, Finland. Remember?"
    "Of course. How could I forget the guy that blew up the entire city of Auroiuria." Impy replied.
    "That was awesome! Anyway, President Eonic told me to come her and help you brawl or something. Im supposed to be something called an Assist." Finland said to him.
    "I see. Well, im afraid we don't need the building and the surrounding 50 miles turned to dust, so, BYE!!!" Impy said.
    "Wait, what?" Finland asked as Impy began pressing buttons on the 13 year old's jetpack.
    "BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Impy yelled as Finalnd blasted up to the space ship again.
    "Why did you do that?" Fox asked.
    "Because. If he were here for more than a month, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Impy said abnoxiously.

    He hopped back into the HQ, and no one ever asked him again. And he brawled for a month, before Finland came back and told him about the draft in his home country, so they both had to leave.

    THE END