• Ok, so I was on my way home from a swim meet when I saw a quarter on the little mat thing in the car that is supposedly used to keep you from getting the carpet dirty. Well, anyway, I picked it up. I started wigging out because I had just found a quarter with John Lennon on one side and the Avenged Sevenfold Deathbat on the other. Either way, this quarter was the quarter to end all quarters. Then all of a suddenly a unicorn comes out of nowhere and headbutts the crap out of me yelling, 'YO NEYOGGA, GIVE ME YO QUARTOR.' and I'll like "What the hell!" and I shot him up with a bunch of heroine and stole all his weed. Then he let out a gorilla banshee mating call, now I have that sound carved into my brain. In case you don't know what that is, it sounds like a giraffe raping an ostrich. Well, I through him out the car and now I have this quarter that's some sweet s**t.