• Project R.I.C.E.T.A.T.I.X.

    Episode 7

    Narrator:
    Yo what up! Time for 2nd day of school yo! I have nothing else to say so lets go ricetatix!

    Ricetatix is sleeping.

    Narrator:
    Ricetatix…

    Still sleeping…

    Narrator:
    RICETATIX!!!

    Ricetatix gets up.

    Ricetatix:
    What!? I wasn’t sleeping!

    Narrator:
    Okay then lets just get on with the episode!

    Ricetatix:
    Oh ya! Let’s go!

    (Opening theme - Classico By Tenacious D)

    End of scene

    Scene 2

    Setting: Font Lawn of Ericka’s house. 5:52 a.m. ricetatix is sitting on the step of the porch. 24s by T.I. plays.

    Ricetatix:
    Yatta! Feels good out here!! Hm?

    Gate opens and limousine drives in. Looks glowy in the distance.

    Ricetatix:
    Why so early though… (Looks closer) HUH!?

    Limo is on fire. A black creature was on the roof, growling.

    Ricetatix:
    CRAP! (Gets out and loads SMG’s)

    Devil’s Dance Floor By Flogging Molly plays.

    Creature:
    (Growls) YOU’RE GONNA DIE RICETATIX!!!

    Ricetatix:
    (Aims gun) We’ll see if that happens right?

    The creature jumps from the limo and throws a fireball at ricetatix.

    Ricetatix:
    s**t!! (dodges) Take this assface!! (Eyes turn red and hair turns gray. And starts shooting.)

    Before the bullets hit, the creature puts up a firewall as a shield.

    Creature:
    HAHAHAHAHA!!

    Ricetatix:
    …

    Then the creature runs up to ricetatix at amazing speed.

    Ricetatix:
    … Aw hell naw!! (Shoots. no bullets are left) … ******** reload!

    Creature scratches ricetatix’s face as a result for ricetatix’s late dodge.

    Ricetatix:
    OW! ********! (Covers would and looks at the blood on his hand.)

    Jump kicks the creature in the face.

    Ricetatix:
    That’s right punk!

    Creature:
    (Knocks ricetatix out of his way.) … Weakling!

    Ricetatix:
    OW! (Gets up and reloads guns.) Play now I’m ready!

    Creature:
    Mwuahahahahahahahaha!! I’ll destroy you!

    Ricetatix:
    Maybe you will… But you have to come get me first! (Aims guns)

    Silence. Split screen showing both ricetatix and the creature. Gun shots and slashes were heard. Screen turns black.

    Narrator:
    Ricetatix? Ricetatix!? RIIIIIIICTAAATIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!! Heh… I got that from Metal Gear Solid… So ya… continue story…

    End of scene.

    Scene 5

    Setting: Front of Ericka’s house. Screen is still black. Blood is sprayed and poured on the ground. Camera goes back to normal.

    Ricetatix:
    GAH!!! (Blood pours)

    Creature:
    GRAH!!! (Blood pours)

    Ricetatix:
    K-k-k… Didn’t know I was gonna die here… On my… 2nd day of school… Heh…

    Creature:
    Yah… Me too… Grrr… (Blood pours and falls dead.)

    Ricetatix takes out the creature’s claw out of himself. Blood pours.

    Ricetatix:
    Gah! (panting) Heh… Sorry yo… No school day for me… (Falls)

    Narrator:
    NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN’T DIE!!! YOU’RE THE MAIN CHARACTER!! RICETATIIIIIIIX!!!

    Music and camera fades.

    End of scene

    Scene 6

    Narrator:
    (Sniff) Welcome to the second half of the sh- (Cries) I can’t say it! Just continue! (Cries louder.) RICETATIX!!!

    (Opening Theme - Right Now (NA NA NA) By Akon.)

    End of scene.

    Scene 7

    Setting: ricetatix’s room. Entourage by Omarion plays. Ricetatix in bed with bandages.

    Doctor:
    He has a deep cut barely missing his lung.

    Ericka:
    Is he gonna be okay?

    Doctor:
    His heart rate is very low and he lost a lot of blood. So to be frank, I’m not sure…

    Ericka:
    But you HAVE to be sure!!

    Doctor:
    I’m sorry Miss Ericka. We’ll find out if there’s anything else we can do.

    Ericka:
    Okay… Thank you Doctor.

    Ricetatix:
    (Gets up. Eyes are moonlit and barely opened) HEY!!

    Ericka and the doctor turn in surprise.

    Ricetatix:
    That’s my taco… (Falls back to sleep)

    Ericka:
    Er… Does that mean he’s gonna be okay?

    Doctor:
    Wow! Remarkable recovery! And I guess he is.

    Ericka:
    Woot!

    Narrator:
    YES! RICETATIX IS ALIVE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!

    End of Scene

    Scene 8

    Setting: Ericka’s house. 3:45 p.m. Niyashi and Christina are about to work their shifts as the maids of the house. Niyashi is wearing Avenged Sevenfold jacket, black shoes, black jeans, and black shoes. Christina is wearing a blue Kanye West bear jacket, blue skirt, and white shoes with blue trims. Kiss By Prince plays.

    Niyashi:
    Wonder what happened to ricetatix…

    Christina:
    Ya… What’s that red stain there…?

    Niyashi knocks. Ericka opens door. Ericka is in a pink shirt, red jeans, white socks.

    Ericka:
    Oh hey girls! What’s up?

    Christina:
    Hi Miss Ericka. How’s ricetatix doing?

    Ericka:
    He’s going under a head drama due to his near death experience…

    Christina and Niyashi:
    NEAR DEATH!?

    Niyashi:
    What happened to him!?

    Ericka:
    Well he thinks he’s a… er…

    Christina sees a tail and kitty mews behind Ericka.

    Christina:
    You have a cat now?

    Ericka:
    Eh…

    Christina:
    I love kitties!!

    Ericka:
    Um…

    Niyashi:
    He’s the kitty… Isn’t he?

    Ericka nods. Christina comes in and sees ricetatix.

    Christina:
    (Background turns into hearts) OH MY GOD!!! NYAAAAA~!!

    Ricetatix is still in the same clothes. Has black kitty ears and tail. Has red streaks in his spiked hair. Eyes are moonlit.

    Ricetatix:
    Meow?

    Niyashi:
    (Blushing) What happened to him!!

    Ericka:
    Head drama… Near death…

    Christina is petting ricetatix. Ricetatix is purring.

    Niyashi:
    That’s freaky…

    Ericka:
    If you think that’s creepy… you should’ve seen him this morning… He was a dinosaur…

    (Flashback)

    Ricetatix:
    (Holding a toy) ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!!

    Ericka:
    Okay ricetatix… Calm down now!

    Ricetatix:
    ROOOOOAR!!!

    End of flashback.

    Niyashi’s eye twitches.

    Ricetatix:
    Meeeeeeeeeew~~

    Christina:
    (Looks at ricetatix) Doesn’t he look smaller?

    Niyashi:
    Oh my gawd!!

    Narrator:
    (Measuring) 3 feet and 8 inches! His usual height is 5 feet and 9 inches.

    Niyashi:
    I think we know that…

    Narrator:
    Ah yes. I was trying to explain the viewers.

    Niyashi:
    Oh… Well carry on.

    Ricetatix:
    Meow~ (Rubbing on Niyashi’s leg)

    Niyashi:
    GAH! What was that!?

    Ricetatix shrieks and goes under the table.

    Ericka:
    … Ya I gotta get his prescription ready so see you all later.

    Christina:
    Okay! Bye bye~! (Gets on the floor to get ricetatix)

    Ricetatix gets on her arm and meows.

    Christina:
    Nyaaaa~~! (Pets ricetatix)

    Ricetatix:
    Meow!

    Narrator:
    So ya… Randomness at the end huh? Next episode He’ll be all better! So see ya later foos!!!

    Camera and music fades.

    End Of Scene.